I am Sp[ace]

i appreciate the content warnings and understand their importance but i can’t help but giggle a little bit when i click on a fnaf fic and half the chapters have child death warnings in their notes. sir this is the Child Death Game i think i know what i’m signing up for

*entering the child death and murder fandom* why the fuck is this place so full of child murder

ohmygodtheymeantgameofthrones

It's called "plus size" because it's a plus when a girl is that size :3

guess who just got kicked out of pride today for, you guessed it, being italian

WHO THE FUCK IS FRANK IERO

First base is beating the shit out of each other second base is having a civil conversation

Third base is dying for each other fourth base is marriage

when god closes a door i lock it

we’re stuck in here together bitch what now

a strip club that plays exclusively Simon & Garfunkel

A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday It would be funny if this joke had a punchline Wooden tit 

official boob post

I see you’re trapped in my gay and stupid maze again

I think Knives Out should actually officially be an Ides of March movie. I know it's not set in march. I don't care. It's about the knives.

i am so delusional but like i know whats going on

pregnancy is a hoax the baby sprouts out the ground ive seen it happen

People pretend to be pregnant for clout it started with one woman named dvd and people been chasing the same high since

meant eve

no thats normal.

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.