Hitting Things with Sticks

Just introduced my fiancee to this masterpiece and watched her expression cycle through all 5 stages of grief in rapid succession

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

HOW TO HUG LONG DISTANCE

HOW TO EMAIL HUGS

10000 KILOMETER HUG TECHNIQUES

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

this is not a place of honor

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

White Boy Summer

i don’t think the people who use the term “epstein class” have defined their terms. they think it makes them sound very smart. it does not.

yes, i know what the implication is. i’m trying to get them to realize it or say it out loud.

The courage to slay a god.