Me: I think we should adopt another kid
Wife: no
Me: why?
Wife: because by 'kid' you mean 'lizard' and we already have 50
Me: *reaching into pocket* actually... 51.
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Me: I think we should adopt another kid
Wife: no
Me: why?
Wife: because by 'kid' you mean 'lizard' and we already have 50
Me: *reaching into pocket* actually... 51.

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Life is Strange: True Colors + text posts (part 3)
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Wanting to see a new therapist for my anxiety but having too much anxiety to set up an appointment is a cycle Iâm stuck in and canât get out. I should see a therapist about it.
I was trying to explain to my sister-in-law that I simply cannot turn on my car headlights if anyone is looking at me and she thought I was crazy.
Literally nothing more embarrassing than tying your shoes in public like oh look at me I'm a 5 year old because I couldn't tie my shoes tight enough to last a walk through the kroger
are yâall okay
nothing more embarrassing than being early for a meetup and being embarrassed that you look weird so you start playing with the notification bar on your phone pretending you're texting someone
Yes to all of these, except for the question about being okay

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Is that a promise?
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Having therapy the day after Fatherâs Day is gonna be annoying like I know sheâs gonna bring up my dead dad and I donât wanna talk about how I slept all day to avoid thinking about it
Just realized that mine and my gfs kids wonât have a father or grandfathers cause we gay and our dads are both dead⌠theyâll have one step grandfather and two queer uncles instead lmao if we have a boy I just hope no one comments on him having no ârealâ male role model, also like Fatherâs Day will be so boring at our house, like who we gonna celebrate? The sperm bank? Lmao our kids are gonna be very loved tho

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Fatherâs Day is always fun in my apartment cause my dad killed himself when I was 15 and my gfs dad killed himself last year đ
The last few nights my gf have been wanting me to tell her bed time stories but I suck at making things up so I suggested I read her a book but she told be to just retell a book so Iâve been telling her all about fable haven to the best of my memory and itâs all out of order and she changed the name and gender of characters and itâs really fun to retell the story but she falls asleep so fast that Iâve told the same scene multiple times but itâs all ok because I mess up a lot. I havenât read the book in a long time but it was one of my favorites as a kid and I still look back at it fondly and remember a lot. Once Iâm done with this one idk what book Iâll do next cause I hardly remember the sequels lmao I just know Kendra becomes a fairy and Seth becomes a shadow
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My dream is to live in a cabin in a secludedďżź area surrounded by trees and wake up every morning to drink coffee on my porch while my German Shepard runs around free, then Iâd tend to my garden and pick some vegetables for meals for the day and in the evenings I would drink some beer by my fireplace while my dog lays next to me, sleeping after a long day of running and exploring. Finally laying in bed after stargazing on my roof, no longer depressed or anxiety ridden because I am away from people and am finally living the life Iâve always known would make me happy. If I could afford it I would make this dream come true... I think my next adventure will be traveling around in a modified van I can live out of with my dog. I just need to get my license and save up enough for a van. I would like a remote job so I can work on the road. My other option is getting a truck and doing odd jobs til I save enough to move out of state. Iâm really done being here. I want a fresh start somewhere green. I want to figure out who I really am. I want to discover what makes my happy. I want freedom away from the city. I want my biggest fear to be running into a bear. I just want change.
Making an animation series if anyone wants to join in on the process. Itâs my first project like this and itâd be cool to have some people to work with. Dm me if youâre interested, we can throw ideas at each other and stuff. Itâs about dreams and like not knowing whatâs real.

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