sorry i can't make it. i have to watch my show that aired twenty years ago

fat butch is genuinely the staple . when u say butch i think of a fat butch and it hasn't crossed my mind that this is a new thought for some people

saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.

what is your favorite type of cookie. not allowed to throw shade not allowed to be mean to each other just say what kinda cookie you like the most. this isn’t a competition just a conversation between friends there is no right answer 

i wanna be so offline but unfortunately i love my mutuals and fanfiction

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”