rhys

Please.

From the depths of my depressed, unemployed, little black heart.  PLEASE.

Scheduled this for my 16th birthday, I don’t want a job but I’ll need one

Gonna need a job to move out of here eventually

I don’t even go there and i get it.

they won’t even admit the knife is there.

The essence of the “color blind” movement right here.

“If you stick a knife in my back nine inches and pull it out six inches, that’s not progress. The progress is healing the wound that the blow made. They won’t even admit the knife is there.” - Malcolm X

“White privilege doesn’t exist” people will never think deeply enough to actually understand this metaphor.

Ellie, it’s October

GODDAMMIT

“ellie, it’s october” sums up the entirety of 2020 so well i can’t even think of a funny little quip to go at the end of this already-perfect post

plot twist in which a new york man is not crushed comically by a piano, but instead saved from being crushed compassionately by multiple pianos

phineas and ferb quarantine episode where candace is convinced that this time her mom will see what the boys are doing because nobody can even leave the house but somehow linda is always in the wrong room

Perry makes sure to do a full decontamination on his way home, to make sure Phineas and Ferb don’t get any potential virus particles on them after petting him and picking him up.

at one point while doof and perry are fighting doof goes “wait! i forget to put on my mask” and perry stops punching him to let him put on his mask then they just go back to fightung

I see this and I raise you Perry and Doof fighting six feet apart to adhere to proper social distancing rules. Perry has a mask over his bill.

Bruh I laughed my ass off the entire time

For those that are lost, it’s a slippery lube Race lmao

I was invested from start to finish. It was anyone’s game at all times

Mario party getting wild bihh

when will america catch up to this type of entertainment

Which episode of power rangers is this from

impostors should be able to read ghost chat. imagine how much more fun it'd be to go "who killed my friend? ):" and see them shouting at you from beyond the grave

hamlet

there is absolutely no way i could’ve prepared myself to see the animal that showed up begging for scraps.

The fact that the Blue Spirit is a character from a play and that the mask is also from the play means Zuko was committing vigilante justice in cosplay.

Catch me busting someone out of a federal prison while dressed as the phantom of the opera

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

We all making jokes about Zuko working at the tea shop as firelord, and how humble he is towards his servants. But what if a diplomat from the earth kingdom shows up one day and catches Zuko in a more casual outfit while being ushered through the palace. The diplomat mentions something about how Lee must be very good at making tea if he was sent all the way to the fire nation and asks to be served during the meeting. Not one to turn down an offer Zuko obliges and disappears off into the kitchen. The diplomat sits down at the meeting table, awaiting the arrival of the firelord when his tea arrives. He pours a cup for everyone sat around the table including the firelord. The diplomat inquiries when the firelord will be joining, to which Zuko responds by sitting in the throne at the head of the table.