Vinaigrette of Confusion

Those are clearly complimentary and thus this isn’t theft. A social faux pas perhaps but that’s all.

Got his ass together in three words

Okay but frog genitalia are internal whereas male rats have among the largest proportionate ballsacks of any animal.

does anyone know if it’s possible

ok good I was getting worried

Guys really be on shit today

ask me about the difference between leopard/cheetah/jaguar print, it’s my field of expertise 

What is the difference? Please learn me a thing

Cats love jazz

there it is

Cats. Love. Jazz.

if you dont check your bank account you can pretend nothing is happening

Happy Jeremy Bearimy Month!!

Today is the every day you can never reblog this.

OP, this is genuinely a masterpiece, three poems in one, moving and well crafted. Please tell me you have submitted it to at least some poetry contests, and if not, please do so.

I think Spock could hang out with Squidward because they're the same type of cultured faggot but Squidward would get petty and mean about something and Spock would be like honestly mr tentacles I find this type of outburst very distasteful. & he would fix him

do they live in capitalist bikini bottom or socialist space future because the answer really affects whether spock fixes squiddy or systemic injustices change who spock is as a person.

I was imagining the enterprise comes to bikini bottom planet of the week style but I'm obsessed with the idea of spock working at the krusty krab & how that would affect him psychologically