It sucked

why are 18 year olds so stupid

excuse you i’m almost 22 and i’m still a fucking moron

date a boy who hates coleslaw date a boy who never lets coleslaw near you date a boy who will chuck a bowl of coleslaw across the room if someone puts it near you

Need me a freak like dis

good morning i regret to inform everyone it is in fact another fucking day

i love girls but they’re out of my league … like every single girl… all of them.. out of my league

Me, after coming out of a decade of depression

petition to make this song the new rickroll

i cannot believe my life . I cant believe what it’s come to . i cant believe that the twelve years of education ive had in preparation for this moment still wasn’t enough . where has the time gone ? who am i yet ?

on his shell he holds the earth

Can this turtle teach me Earthbending

buy more things because you’re depressed

Okay

who the fuck manages to eat three set separate meals at three set times of the day. who the fuck does that. i eat however much i’m hungry for whenever i’m hungry, which could be anywhere in the range of once a day, six times a day or constantly snacking, depending on the weather, how much i’ve slept, the phase of my menstrual cycle, how annoyed i am, how well i’m dressed, how much work i have to do, how much food i see that day, how gay i’m feeling,

99% sure my soulmate is a piece of bread