🦇 dracul8 🍂

"this movie doesn't hold up bcos of dated special effects :(" to you, maybe. i would clap at a bat on a string

reblogs are back on for october! limited edition

how am i supposed to function under these conditions [sleepy]

I’ll need to run it by the black mold first before making any major decisions

fries. envelopes. ive been awake for 18 hours can i go to bed now.

you know i think the fact that friends and enemies autocorrected to this and i didn't notice is reason enough i should sleep

how is it mario day and no one posted the essay

Happy MAR10 day, how is this paper only a year old?

The Mammal and the Reptile is a literary masterpiece.

no little punk girl don't walk into the lightning storm! your outfit is so conductive! little punk girl nooooooo

the lighting strikes her eyebrow piercing and travels down the spikes on her jacket to the chains on her pants down the hooks of her boots till it's grounded in the 2 inches of rubber at the bottom of her stompers and she blinks comically, pulls out a mirror, admires her newly fried hair, and walks away happily

not to sound like your dad but if your not having a great time rn you might legitimately be playing too many video games or being on that damn phone too often, or at least without any necessary activity buffers

may i suggest coloring with physical materials? or some chores you’ve been putting off? hell go outside with a bucket and make mud soup like you’re five again. take a break. you can bring your whatever for music and stuff but like don’t play with it

lots of huffy teenagers in the notes

i mean this, after spending so long getting my entertainment online, theres something incredibly tranquil about shutting it all out for a while to do something in meatspace for myself

Known “anti capitalist” Brennan Lee Mulligan gives up his dream of becoming an artisan living in the woods so he can have a monopoly on the dnd actual play market