I am Soy Sauce Superhero!

The Scout from TF2 is real and there are two of them on earth right now

well yeah? red scout and blu scout

This is a squeaky toy.

The way she loses it too is proof she didn’t anticipate exactly what she would sound like.

I’m sorry, I just love how you’re pointing at him and he’s looking at you like he wants to fight

This ends with an energy I'm not sure how to describe

WHY THE FUCK DOES WENDY'S HAVE A FUCKING TWITCH ACCOUNT

I want my husband to have this accent

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

Im sorry for doubting you 7 11 have a good fucking night

I can’t tell if this accent is New England or New Jersey?? Regardless it’s northeastern US and it’s the only valid American accent. Also sorry for doubting you 711 have a good fucking night