Mr. Forgettable☆

so i had to stop playing just after Wheatley replaced Glados and just before i entered that elevator, and ohh i am super excited for him! i really hope this turns out well :)

this is the most relatable post i have ever seen and it took me back all the way to like 2011 thank u so much op for this service

i think about this every time i use tinder

the word “yaint” has just been passing through my head for the past 5 hours and i want it gone

Yaint gettin it out

i didn’t ask for this

queerbaiting is when someone leaves a tasty snack underneath an upturned box propped up by a stick and when i go for the food it falls, trapping me

Imagine A Series of Unfortunate Events but with the Bobs Burgers kids.

Louise would have drop kicked Count Olaf in the first 10 minutes.

i think my parents would yell at me if i died

Me

omfg we didn’t deserve her.

I’m LAUGHING!!!??!????!  She’d want that right?! I’m actually cackling. Amazing. Amazing woman. In life and in death. *raises glass*

This is all I want in life

I wish I would get a cake like that every time I’m on my period.

The last one 😂👌