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You are a plastic bag that fell into a zoo enclosure and Iām a tiger that needs enrichment

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half full water bottle left behind on the floor of a public bus: *rolls around*
OP is an optimist
my refrigerator w legs barrels towards me and grabs me and stuffs me into its vegetable drawer then casually walks away
Is your refrigerator running
my refrigerator w legs is standing in the middle of your street gripping a rolling pin. are you running?
Y'all ever think about how there are just a whole bunch of sets of stairs in the middle of forests that lead nowhere

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that child is now dead
uhh literally thatās not true.Ā according to the update this child is on the autism spectrum, and he was given the opportunity to meet the artistic director.Ā donāt spread misinformation.Ā many orchestras are becoming more inclusive and less snobby.
thanks i was worried the orchestra killed the child
detective pikachu beating endgame on the friday opening is so fucking funny to me because, like, marvel have been hyping endgame up so much and itās the culmination of ten years and thereās been so much secrecy about the plot, and then detective pikachu literally just has a little furry friend with the voice of ryan reynolds
Instructions on Food: Cook 20-24 minutes.
Me: Using my Superior Intellect, I have deduced that the Optimal Cooking Time is precisely⦠22 minutes.Ā
honestly the most realistic part in doctor who was the tv episode where david tennant says he doesnt have a tv licence and some womanās like āReally?! They execute you for that!ā
me: has literally JUST moved house
the bbc, waltzing from the shadows snapping itās corperate fingers: give āus money or weāll break yerā kneecaps, gov'na :)
Yeah, i guess if you live outside the uk you might not know about this
@hotfuss you need a tv liscene to watch live tv (meaning anything thatās being shown at a scheduled time on the telly) you also need it to watch literally any bbc programming, even if you do it online on your laptop or phone. Itās the reason there are no adverts on the BBC.
It costs Ā£154.50 that you have to pay every year. If you donāt have one they send you letters constantly telling you theyāll send somebody to your house to make sure youāre not watching tv. So despite the fact Iāve already told them i donāt watch tv (i work 40 hours a week and just watch youtube) theyāve started sending me the letters again so I have to call them up.
Oh and apparently they can track what devices you have in your home and tell when you watch their content without a liscence.
Itās very dystopian over something so fucking stupid, on the bright-side I did find this fake ad while trying to find the buildboard picture
thatās really what itās like living here
Thatās honestly dystopian sounding
What is a VAT fiddle
Like a tax violin only smaller

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moms be likeĀ ācall me if you need meā and then leave their phone on the other side of the house charging the entire day
I hate when thereās a big ass bug in the room and someoneās like āLEAVE IT ALONE!ā ⦠why are you defending the bug for??? I donāt know what kind of stroke game this bug got cause you must be fucking it??? is that it??
i hate the term āspinal fluidā it conjures up horrible imagery in my mind
(lightly taps a spigot i have attached to my spinal column) come get yāall juice
Weāve never met and I hope it stays that way
this is the most powerful reply ive ever receivedĀ
me vaccinating my future children
me, wearing nothing but a sheer plunge-neck ballgown thatās plastered to my skin from the rain, soaking wet and trembling with cold and fatigue as i stand outside the entrance to the castle: p-please help me ;) iām s-so lost and s-scared ;) ;) i have no where to stay for the night ;) ;) ;)
the sexy vampire lady who answered the door, and to whom the castle belongs: of course ;) you poor thing ;) ;) come inside, you must be freezing⦠you may stay as long as you need to recover from your ordeal ;) ;) ;)
You walked up to that house in the rain on purpose

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indie movie about a woman directed by a man
woman: *sitting on toilet, is peeing. you can hear her peeing*Ā
the director:
please, I am begging you, PLEASE look at this extremely good image my friend just texted me