hell nope

you ever dip your entire oreo in milk except for the part where youre holding it and feel like thetis dipping newborn achilles into the river styx leaving him invulnerable everywhere except for his heel

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

when you can sense a Mood incoming and feel like a farmer standing in a field looking out at the horizon as the storm approaches like “looks like it’s gonna be a bad one, boys”

gay people be like. hands.

i hate that some sites sell our personal data to corporations. we should cut the middleman and sell them OURSELVES.

“Hello, Amazon? Hi, I like garlic bread and Spongebob. That’ll be $20.”

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

the sheer amount of Fucks Not Given in these photos is creating a Black Hole Of Ungiven Fucks, sucking in all the bullshit over the Fuck You event horizon and trapping it so the bullshit can’t escape. It’s gorgeous.