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HE LOOKS SO HAPPY!
Okay but that Alice comes back from that slap fucking smiling is my favorite thing ever.
Southside Serpents
Cole Sprouse [Jughead Jones]
Jordan Conner [Sweet Pea]
Drew Ray Tanner [Fangs Fogarty]
Rob Raco [Joaquin DeSantos]
soft! sweet pea requested by anon

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“Riverdale is doing another musical episode!”
“Sweet Pea will play the lead male character!”
#all tail no bite
Me starting Riverdale: dont u dare hurt a bone on jugheads body…
Me now:
I wanted to know if you’d be my date to the wedding? as your boyfriend? does it have to be so official?

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and maybe that makes me needy but… I just gotta get off this merry-go-round with you.
canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
Canon: and so they never met
Fanfic: here’s a funny story
Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.
Fanfic: Actually,
Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms
Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!
Canon: … and they were roommates.
Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…
Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.
Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened
Canon: They had a coffeeshop
Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS
Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions
Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN
Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best
Canon: They were straight
Fanfic: Lol
Canon: They lived in modern times and did modern things!
Fanfic: “And they boarded the Titanic on a cold day in 1912…”
JESUS CHRIST
“I’m a horrible father”
THE BEST PART IS THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE JUST SO DONE
AND THE FACT THAT THIS FAMILY IS MORE MULTI CULTURAL THAN A PUBLIC SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS TEXTBOOK
The girl in the middle is just like “Damn it, Dad.”
I’m wine drunk watching mama Mia, someone message me I’m sure the convo will be interesting
Sweet Pea: [To Jughead] I don’t hate you. I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence.

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When Fire Meets a Hurricane
This took a lot longer to post than I was expecting but oh well, so here is part 5 I hope y’all enjoy!
Chapter Five: Grace
*Her POV*
“What the fuck am I doing, what the actual fuck am I doing??’” I muttered to myself, mind racing as I paced back and forth in my small room. I couldn’t help but pause for a second when the familiar notes of the "Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia" opening floated through the small trailer, smiling at the thought that Sweet Pea was a fan of one of my favorite shows.
“I can't be doing this I'm here to start over to start fresh not chase after some ridiculously attractive guy who is probably not even interested in me at all”
I stormed over to my closet yanking through the newly hung clothes trying to find something I deemed acceptable to wear to a place I’d never been.
“And now I have agreed to go with this guy I don't know to meet his friends I don't know to a bar I've never been too”
I pulled out a black croptop and some ripped black high waisted jeans.
“WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING?!?”
Despite my inner conflict I continued getting ready for a night out I wasn't sure I should be a part of.
“I mean he did drop everything he was doing to help my uncoordinated ass, god that was embarrassing, great job on a first impression I mean honestly.”
I hastily lined my eyes and threw on some more dark eyeshadow blending it in with what was left from the night before adding a few coats of mascara.
“On the other hand he is a gang member that is definitely a thing I figured out”
I pulled on my black and red flannel rolling the sleeves up to my elbows showing of the intricate floral tattoo that looked as if it was growing up my arm.
“but he helped me and he doesn't even know my name. Oh god. My name.”
I froze half way through tying my boots I knew if I looked in the mirror all of what little color I had in my face would be gone.
“what name am I gonna give him? he's going to ask me for a name, everyone will eventually and I can't hide out in this trailer forever”
As my eyes settled on the vase of glass roses my great grandmother left for me an idea hit, I knew exactly what name to give him, besides it isn't entirely a lie. I stood up, took a breath trying to calm my nerves as I looked myself over in the mirror once more before heading out to the living room.
*Sweet Peas POV*
She still hasn't told me her name I wondered to myself as I took in the small trailer, it certainly looked different from the last time I was here. Joaquins decorating skills were subpar to say the least, Toni once said that Joaquin thinks empty liquor bottles are decor, and well that was really the nicest way anyone could've put it but now it looked like a home, little touches here and there.
“Girl things are so shiny where do they even find all this shit how do they know where to put it all?”
I mused to myself wandering around the trailer picking up various trinkets and knick knacks along the way before finally settling back down on the couch in search of the weed.
“Ya know anyone who openly yells hey help yourself to some weed is pretty fucking great in my book.”
I loaded myself a bowl and flipped on the tv scrolling until I settled upon Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Content with my choice I settled back into the couch and got so lost in the episode and the weed I didn't notice the purple haired girl standing directly behind me.
"Boo"
"JEsUs FUckInG cHrIsT!!!" I exclaimed shooting straight up off the couch clutching my heart, one hand already on one of the weapons in my pocket. The fear in my eyes was almost instantly replaced with a look of total irritation directed straight towards the girl current collapsed on the floor in a fit of laughter. I wanted to be mad at her, hell if anyone else tried to pull that shit they probably would've gotten punched square in the face by now, but for some reason I couldn't stop the smile that was over taking my face.
This unnamed girl who I’d known for all of an hour and a half had some how gotten this hold on me and all I could do was admire how amazing she looked with that giant smile spread across her face, tears brimming in her eyes because she's laughing so hard she can barely breathe her dark purple locks falling in her eyes, I was captivated.
"Fuck you" I muttered a smile still evident on my face.
"I'm sorry" she giggled "I couldn't help it you're so easy to sneak up on" another laugh slipping from her mouth, as she shot him a smile.
Oh fuck I would do just about anything to see that girl smile like that again, I was hooked that was for sure.
"So, you wanna head to the Wyrm? Toni, her girlfriend Cheryl, Fangs, and Jughead are all there already" I mumbled, suddenly very aware of my every word and movement unsure about where this newfound anxiety was coming from.
"Wait a minute, so your name is Sweet Pea and your friends are named Jughead and Fangs? Dude what is in the water in this town?” The girl chuckled.
"Speaking of names are you ever going to tell me yours princess?" I fired back.
"Still not your princess" She let out a loud groan followed by a laugh.
"you're going to laugh" she smiled that damn smile and I felt a knot twist in my stomach.
"You literally just laughed at my name and my friends names. And who knows maybe I'm nicer than you and I won't laugh, maybe I'm a gentleman"
"No" she argued "you're totally gonna laugh"
"Oh my god just fuckin tell me"
"Fine"
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"Grace"
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When Fire Meets a Hurricane
As long as even 1 person is reading this I’m gonna be posting updates, so here we go with part 4!
Chapter Four: I am So Colosally Fucked
*Sweet Peas POV*
"Who do you want me to be?"
Her words rang through my ears a sly smile twitching at her lips as she pulled back away from me. Who the hell is this girl? She had me hooked after one conversation, making me want to know everything about her. Something I could tell would not be an easy thing to accomplish. With a small shrug I brushed off the thought.
"Let's go with Russian spy, that sounds pretty badass" I said with a smile, continuing to clean up the scrapes on her knees and hands.
"Russian spy it is" she said with a giggle which holy shit might be the cutest thing I've ever heard, fuck what am I thinking I need to get a grip.
"So" I said turning my attention back to her multiple bleeding scrapes "when did you get into town?"
"Oh not long, week and a half ago maybe? I haven't really met anyone aside from Pop Tate who has been my main source of food so far, that man is honestly a saint" a smile playing at her lips at the thought of a burger and a milkshake "now its my turn to ask a question" she stated, a daring glint in her eye.
Fuck "Ok, shoot, what do you wanna know?" I asked, leaning back into the couch hands clasped behind my head this should be interesting
"What's your deal?
"My deal?" I laughed "what's my deal?"
"Yeah what's your deal? Mr. Tall Dark and Brooding Badass rushes over to help some horribly uncoordinated girl he doesn't know? Why?" She asks, it sounds almost accusatory as if I couldn't possibly be helping her without wanting something out if it, without there being a catch. I know that feeling. I thought back to the time before I was a Serpent, any help offered to me seemed like a trick or con like someone was waiting to take advantage of my misfortune. It took a long time and lots of effort from my friends to convince me that it was ok to accept help and not everyone wanted something from me, I still wasn't entirely convinced but hell I've definitely made some progress.
"Why do I need a reason? And what makes you think you've got me all figured out?" I fired back a little bit harsher than intended, flipping back to my natural state of defensive, but when my eyes met hers I realized I had made a mistake. There was a fire in her blue eyes as if I had dared her to learn each and every one of my secrets, and a determination behind that ocean blue that screamed she could if she really wanted to.
"Well" she started, a smirk slowly spreading across her face, as if we were playing a game she was about to win "for starters you're in a gang, you're probably not low in the ranks either, I'm gonna assume you're incredibly loyal and fiercely protective, and the gang is like your family" I felt my eyes widen, that's a damn good guess for someone who's been here a week and claims to not have met anyone...
"I'm guessing you don't walk around without some sort of protection I'm guessing brass knuckles?"
I coughed slightly choking on the air around me
"Or maybe a switchblade?"
My mouth fell open slightly, is this bitch a psychic or something?
She laughed slightly "oh my god you have both don't you! You totally do! Empty your pockets!" She let out a string of giggles when I sheepishly pulled out both weapons from my jacket pockets and set them on the table
"Damn I'm good. I even impressed myself that time!" The beautiful mysterious girl exclaimed still laughing to herself.
"Ok spill how did you do that? Did you ask Pop Tate about me or the serpents or something?" Sweet Pea asked, bewildered at the girl in front of him. Who is able to guess what weapons a person is carrying after a 10 minute long conversation anyways?
"No no nothing like that, besides I don't even know your name, how would I ask about you?" Girl had a point, I haven't told her my name yet so how would she know anything about me? She was still giggling and clearly pleased with herself "I'm just really good at reading people I guess, everybody is like a puzzle it's just a matter of observation and putting the pieces together" she shrugged as if it was no big deal that she just figured me out after such a short conversation.
"Alright... but how? How the hell is a person like a puzzle piece" I wondered out loud. God this girl was frustrating, puzzle pieces? Really?
"No a person is like a puzzle, they leave the pieces out for you to find you just have to put them together.” she said with a shrug, as if it's the most obvious thing in the world, a loud frustrated groan escaping my mouth as I ran a hand across my face.
“Explain.”
"Ok so it's like this, when I first saw you you were wearing that jacket and every time I've seen you since you've been wearing it so clearly it means something to you. The snake on the back could really mean anything, it could be a band you like or a sports team you love or some shit like that but the fact you've got it tattooed on your neck tells me it's more important than that, a neck tattoo is a fucking commitment and unless you're a dumbass you don't get a tattoo on your neck for a band or a sports team, and you don't seem like a dumbass to me. Although you do have a gang tattoo on your neck and though it is rare I have been wrong before so I guess only time will tell.”
Her comment rising a small chuckle from the giant sitting next to her "I assumed you were higher up in the ranks of your gang based on the way you interacted with that group of people who stared me down the other day, thanks for that by the way not creepy or unwelcoming at all" she muttered rolling her eyes, all I could do was offer a sheepish grin in response.
"On to the weapons, I knew you had to at least carry a switchblade because I carry a switchblade and if I walk around with a knife there is absolutely no way you don't, I threw the brass knuckles in there because I get this vibe you enjoy hitting things and or people when necessary" that comment causing a devilish grin to stretch across my face "and as for the whole loyalty and protectiveness thing I just took a wild guess" she finished with a shrug as if she hadn't just told me a part of my own life story.
"I don't buy it" I said after a long pause "you had reasons for every other thing on that list why are you trying to tell me the last one was a wild guess" I shot back. Surprise evident on her face at my follow up question.
"Fine." She huffed while rolling her eyes, something I figured would be a consistent thing from here on out "I saw you talking to the group, that day, you had this look in your eye, a look of love and loyalty, I know that look. It was the same one I used to give my friends, my family" her voice trailing off her mind clearly somewhere else lost in thought.
"Well I have to admit I'm a little impressed" I smiled softly "I'm going down to the Whyte Wyrm tonight with some friends if you want to join us, you can show off your superpower some more"
"I have a rule that I don't go to bars with strange men who still haven't told me their name" she fired back unable to control the grin overtaking her face.
"I'm Sweet Pea"
"Really? Thats all I get?"
"For now, yeah"
"Alright Pea gimme 20 minutes" she called disappearing into what used to be Joaquin's old room, I couldn’t help but grin at the nickname. Almost immediately after closing the door she popped her head back out "oh there's bud under the table and a pipe or rillos in the coffee table drawer if you wanna smoke while you wait, the remote is somewhere on the couch if you wanna watch tv" and with that she disappeared back into her room leaving me alone on her couch in awe of this girl I just met, realizing she still hadn't told me her name.
I am so colossally fucked
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