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fine print and fatal attraction by @madforyouxo & @sourwolfdiaz (madforyou, sourwolfdiaz on AO3)
Summary:
“Good afternoon,” Buck says, projecting what he hopes to be effortless sincerity. “I’m here from the Neighborhood Financial Wellness Program. What’s your name?”
She smiles, opening the door a little more. “Isabel Diaz.”
“Wonderful! It’s so nice to meet you, Isabel. My name is—”
This is the fatal moment he realizes he did not come up with a name prior to knocking. The second where his brain, empty as a hollowed gourd, reaches into the void for a convincing, respectable name.
What emerges, thankfully, is actually pretty respectable. And convincing. One may even say strategic.
“My name is Edmundo,” he says.
Or,
Buck scams abuela and Eddie falls in love with him over it.
au description: chris is not aware eddie is seeing buck, eddie is not aware buck is friends with chris, buck is not aware eddie and chris are father and son 😁
Chim: (running to Maddie at the hospital doors) Maddie! Maddie. Almost everyone’s been recovered. Everyone, everyone but-
Maddie: Buck. I know. I went from dispatch to get Theo, but he had already been picked up. By Eddie. Eddie, who is apparently Theo’s guardian in loco parentis.
Chim: what?
Maddie: on file with the school. And when I called the hospital - this hospital - to see if Buck was here, they wouldn’t tell me because I am no longer registered as Buck’s next of kin.
Chim: WHAT?
Maddie: It’s Theo, and by proxy, Eddie. Oh, and guess who is now Buck’s Legal and Medical power of attorney?
Chim: Eddie?
Maddie: EDDIE!
Chim: Shhhh! He’s here. He’ll hear you. He updated some paperwork when he adopted Theo, but I swear I didn’t know.
Maddie: Well, you better figure it out, because if they are not dating immediately then I am going to murder them both.
Chim: … I’m not following.
Maddie: It has been YEARS Chim! Nine! At least nine years. I’m done with it. If he’s going to make him his SON’s legal guardian, he better stop wasting time and put a ring on it. Or at least a cock ring on it.
Chim: Jesus, Maddie. … Although… technically, Eddie made Buck Christopher’s legal guardian first. Like…. 7 or 8 years ago. It’s all in the personnel files…
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The words dance on the page a little, or maybe it's the page that's moving, Eddie squints up at Karen and the whole world tilts. At least it's not the letters, he thinks. It's with careful deliberation that he fills out his name as Eddei Daiz, his date of birth is just numbers which is easy enough.
"Okay," Eddie says, "but-" the world shifts again and he can still taste the sourness of the wine on his lips, "what's an occupation?"
Karen giggles, and then groans clutching her arm to her stomach as she fills out her own paperwork. "It's something you do," she tells him soundly. And she's smart so Eddie knows she's right.
"Ah!" Eddie announces. He writes down Buck and then crosses it out because this is official paperwork. Evan Buckley. "Excellent," he murmurs, pleased. Some of the form goes unfilled because Eddie can't hold the pen steady, he can't be sure what the question is asking, so he just signs with a flourish at the bottom.
When he stands, Eddie staggers slightly, then he yelps as his weight lands on his left ankle, leg crumbling under him. He blinks down at it. His foot is bare, he has no idea where his sock and shoe are, but there's a lump the size of a tennis ball protruding out from the side of his ankle. "Well, fuck."
"You hurt your ankle," Karen exclaims, clumsily reaching for him. "Are you okay?"
Before Eddie can answer there's a flurry of movement and then two Hens are appearing in his vision, leaning down in front of Karen. "Babe," Hen says, worried, "what happened? Are you okay?"
Karen nods, swaying forward to kiss Hen sloppily. "We have to go to hospital, Eddie hurt his ankle."
There's a huff of laughter. "You are at the hospital, baby," Hen tells her, smoothing her hand over her wife's hair.
"I wish Buck was here," Eddie pouts. "He would stroke my hair."
"Buck's on his way," Hen says, giving him a smile. "Let me take your paperwork to the nurse."
Handing the papers over, Eddie slumps back in his seat watching Hen as she reads over it. Her eyes nearly bug out of her head and she grabs her phone to take a picture. Eddie frowns after her wondering what is so important that she needs to take a photo.
It takes Eddie a slow, foggy minute to realise he has his phone is his pocket and he can call Buck. Eddie leans heavily into Karen, they titter at nothing while he unlocks his phone.
"Isn't she pretty?" Karen sighs as she watches Hen. "That's my wife. I love her so much." Her head tips into Eddie's. "D'you think she'll say yes if I ask her to marry me?"
Hen's important but she's no Buck. Eddie tuts. He holds up his phone proudly, displaying a photo of Buck that he's got in a folder that's locked. They're in bed together, naked, Buck's arm around Eddie's shoulder, face nuzzling into his hair while Eddie smiles in that post-orgasmic sated way. It's a photo Eddie adores, he blearily wonders why they don't have more photos together.
"This is my wife," Eddie says proudly. "He's so pretty."
Karen gasps, taking his phone, holding it to her face and zooming in. "Oh my god."
"I know, right?" Eddie brags, smirk pulling at his lips. "My wife is better."
"Your- what?" It's Buck's voice, high-pitched and crazed.
Turning to him, Eddie grins widely. "Buck! Baby," he tries to stand again but Buck won't let him, his big hands pushing on Eddie's shoulders to keep him down. "You're here," Eddie sighs happily.
Buck's nodding carefully. "Hen called. She said you and Karen had too much to drink and went for a walk. Now you're in the hospital."
"I love you," Eddie tells him, slurs at him. "You're the best wife."
A flush creeps over Buck's cheeks and Eddie leans in to nose at them. "You- ah, Eddie, stop. Stop."
As he pulls back, Eddie pouts. "Don't you wanna kiss me, Buck?" He blinks owlishly at his wife. "You love kissing me."
"Jesus," Buck hisses, "you're so fucking drunk."
Hen comes back then with a smirk on her face. "Oh look," she muses, "your occupation is here."
Patting Buck's cheek with his hand, Eddie smiles dopey and stupid. It falls as Buck turns to Hen, jaw tight so Eddie massages at his cheek. Buck tugs his hand away. "What the fuck, Hen?"
"Hen!" Karen cries out, so happy to see her wife, and Eddie gets it. He looks back at his wife, though Buck is less happy to see him than Hen is to see Karen. "Look, Eddie and Buck are-" she's showing Eddie's phone to Hen but Buck snatches it out of her grasp. "That's not very nice."
"Are you okay?" Hen and Eddie ask at the same time, one is clear and the other is slurred.
Buck nods tightly. "Jesus, Eddie, you're gonna regret this in the morning."
Shaking his head, Eddie sits forward, slumping into Buck's chest. "I only regret it when you leave," he whines. "'Cause I want you forever and ever. You're my wife. We should-"
"You should stop talking," Buck says tightly. He's holding himself still and Eddie belatedly realises that Buck's not really touched him at all.
Slouching back into his seat, Eddie sniffles, wiping his eyes and pretending that they're not in the middle of breaking up. "You can go," Eddie mutters. "I'll be fine."
With a sigh, Buck shifts onto his knees. "I'm not going, Eddie."
"Why not? You always do," he utters petulantly.
Hen whistles lowly while Karen lets out a snore, having fallen asleep with her head tipped to her chest. Eddie is jealous of her, he wonders if he can pretend to do that instead of having his stupid conversation.
"Eddie," Buck whispers, eyes red and glassy.
Not meeting his eyes, Eddie toys with a loose string on his pants, where they're frayed at the knee from his fall. "I don't like getting divorced," he murmurs.
"Oh my god," Hen rasps.
"We're not getting divorced, Eddie," Buck says patiently. Hope rises in Eddie and he looks up. Then Buck ruins it all by saying, "we're not really together."
Tears cloud Eddie's vision and he folds his arms over his chest, keeping himself together before he does something stupid like fall apart and bleed all over the hospital. He drops his head forward and closes his eyes, pretending to fall asleep.
Only he's not asleep when Buck's fingers brush his fringe away from his eyes. Nor when Hen says, "so, how long has this been going on?"
"A few months," Buck answers. "He's not out. He doesn't want to come out."
Hen sighs. "Oh Buck," she sounds sad. "Why are you doing this to yourself?"
There's a heaviness in Eddie that means he can't reach out, can't open his eyes, he almost panics but then Buck's fingers are touching him again, pushing through his hair. "Because I'm in love with him."
The response is sitting on Eddie's tongue but he falls into darkness before he can even try to make his mouth move.
I blame @sourwolfdiaz and @graceful-ashes for this
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Season 10 opening: It’s set up in Buck’s household. Theo is skipping around the house, with a bread in his hand.
Buck is yelling for him to eat his breakfast from the kitchen.
Suddenly it goes very quiet. Buck becomes antsy so he rushes to the living room.
“You shouldn’t run around while eating, you know?”
“Why? Running is fun!”
“You can get hurt, Theo. Then, I’ll be sad. Buck will be sad too.”
“Chris?”
“Yes, he will definitely cry.”
Theo throws his head back, bumping into his chest, as he laughs at the picture of three of them crying.
Buck shakes his head fondly. Eddie smiles up at him.
“Come on, let’s go eat in the kitchen. I think I smell pancakes.”
Theo shrieks, “Eddie loves pancakes!”
Eddie scoops Theo up, walking towards Buck.
Buck has that grateful glint in his eyes, “Thank you, Eddie.”
Eddie shifts Theo to another hip, as a hand climbs up to Buck’s cheek, “You owe me lasagna and snickerdoodles.” Then, he plants a quick kiss on Buck’s cheek.
“Me too!” Theo screams making both of them flinch.
Buck smothers kisses on Theo’s face.
“Since when are you guys dating?”
That’s Chris.
Eddie blinks. Suddenly feeling confused. He looks at Buck who’s still have the same fond smile.
Buck chuckles, too calm compared to Eddie’s impending panic, and he raises his hand.
There’s a gold ring. On his ring finger. Buck takes Eddie’s left hand. There’s a gold ring on his finger too.
Buck kisses Eddie’s ring finger, lovingly, and says, “Married. He’s my husband.”
Eddie wakes up with a gasp, and a very warm feeling in his chest. His eyes water – multiple emotions hitting him all at once.
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