is that eddie diASS???

Buck: As dark as my soul.

Chimney:...

Hen:...

Ravi:...

Bobby:...

Eddie: Get him a latte, oat milk, two pumps of caramel, one sweetener, extra whip.

Buck: Eddie, c'mon.

Eddie: They were never gonna believe you, baby.

Buck: *pouts*

Buck: World domination.

Eddie: *chuckles* Isn't that a little ambitious for a Tuesday evening?

Buck: You are my world, Eds.

Eddie:

Eddie: Oh, wow, Buck. Do you really—

Eddie: Wait a minute...

Buck:

Eddie:

Buck:

Eddie:

Buck: *licks lips*

Eddie:

Eddie: Now that you are bisexual I have something that can help you not to feel empty anymore.

Buck: WHAT!?

Eddie, from the other room: I just said I’m full! I’ll have the rest of your cookies tomorrow!

Buck: Tommy kissed me

Eddie:

Buck:

Buck: oh god. wheres the body?

Eddie: wheres- what? you think i killed someone?

Buck: you sound serious, i went for worst case scenario

Eddie: i didn’t kill anyone Buck!

Buck: are you sure? cause we can handle this, i’m all in

Eddie: would you let me finish what i was going to say?

Buck: is it better or worse than the possibility that you killed someone?

Eddie: that depends on your response

Buck: oh no, you killed TWO people?

Eddie: I DIDNT KILL ANYONE BUCK! IM IN LOVE WITH YOU!

Buck: oh. damn i really overshot with the whole murder thing huh

Eddie: just a little bit yeah

Buck: okay. in my defence, i thought you were straight

Eddie: well so did i until i met you

Buck: valid. i love you too by the way

Eddie: you- really?

Buck: yeah. even if you kill someone

Eddie: i’m considering killing you

Buck: does it surprise you if i say that you are not the first person to tell me that?

Eddie: He’s visiting and we’re…

Buck: (putting a hand on Eddie’s shoulder) Lovers.

Eddie: No, Buck, that’s gross.

Helena and Ramon:

Eddie:

Buck: We buttfuck.

Eddie: I'm going to torture you

Buck: Ha! jokes on you! I'm into this

Eddie: You are loved

Buck: What?

Eddie:You are enough

Buck: Stop it?

Eddie: You are the best thing in the whole universe, and everyone in the station loves you so much and praise you-

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Eddie: I give up. I am so tired.

Hen: Get the emergency supply!

Chimney: *carries Buck and places him in front of Eddie*

Buck: *smiles*

Eddie: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

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Eddie: Hey son.

Chris: Hey dad.

Eddie: I heard that you're seeing someone. Thought I'd give you some advice.

Chris: Didn't you dump Ms. Flores by telling her to go home?

Eddie:

Eddie: You're right. This is clearly a Buck conversation.

-a few hours later-

Buck: Hey Chris!

Chris: Hey Buck.

Buck: So...your dad tells me that you're-

Chris: Dad called you to give me dating advice, didn't he?

Buck: Uh, yeah.

Chris: Didn't your last girlfriend almost get Uncle Bobby in trouble by reporting on that crazy firefighter?

Buck: W-Well yeah-

Chris: And didn't you take Natalia couch shopping after knowing her for, like, a couple of weeks?

Buck:

-outside Chris' room-

Eddie: Well?

Buck: We are so not equipped for this conversation.

Buck: Uhhh, Domino's? I guess? I'm not really that into Subway.

Eddie: kind, blond, dumb, good sense of humor.

Buck: that sounds kind of like me. Too bad I’m not a girl.

Eddie: did I mention dumb?

Buck: yes.

*Buck tells Eddie he slept with Tommy*

Eddie: In our bedroom?

Buck: Y-yeah

Eddie:

Buck: Is it okay? I-i mean it was just a one time thi--

Eddie: It's fine, Buck, it's FINE. You have nothing to worry about.

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*Later*

Buck: Not at all.

Eddie, joking: So no need for me to kiss it better.

Buck: It hurts so much.