What’s everyone doing for Valentine’s Day?

Fingering myself

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

😍fuck

hey, congratulations. you follow all the right people. supernatural ended season 15 in March and it has been on netflix for weeks and you had no clue

Attack on titan ended yesterday and you didn’t hear about it at all. good job

I wish letterboxd let you send anon hate

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

The best part of this is the bride up front knowing every word and clearly having the absolute time of her fucking life.

wheelchairs should be free fuck you

“I can make him better” “I can make him worse” I can have him gripping the sheets and arching his back