lemon stealing whore

*floop flop*

Got this talk as an education major too. If you’re going into public service you serve all of the public.

If you’re going into public service you serve all of the public.

the time is now

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

My cousins newborn literally 24/7

why did I have to turn on the sound

don’t you dare ever disrespect K. K. Slider like that again

Bro I empathize with that gay shit but the antisemitism is waaaaaay off

bro i love the concept of eldritch horrorterrors but could you possibly name your cat almost anything else?

now there’s a twist

reblog for 10 years of peaceful sleep every night

I have a raging science ladyboner right now.

I’d love if we could do it on a state-by-state basis.

That same slime mold once affirmed that the Tokyo subway is pretty well-designed.  

Natural computation: it’s a thing, and it’s awesome. What is the universe but a really, really complicated computer?

I love this.