Kenny

bro i am done with life fr where is the fucking exit

I’m not just a good pair of tits. I’m also incredibly annoying

hello character who is desperate to be a good person; i want to play a game. in front of you is the one person you will never be able to save. you have the rest of your life to make peace with this. there are no defined repercussions if you fail, but we both know you're going to attempt to win regardless. your time starts now

don't worry about the fact it's just you and a mirror in the room.

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

sorry im in love with that fictional guy. like it’s my fault.

im kinda bored of this whole computers thing. i think tomorrow im gonna go outside and see if i find some kind of creature to look at

Deactivated.... Op did it boys

life could be a dream

why would a fish need sunglasses

what the hell i just say

got blood work done today and i just remembered a time i got blood work done as a teen. after the nurse drew like 6 vials of the stuff, i asked him “is all that mine?” and he said “not any more” and walked off

get off your phone. jack off to that weird fantasy you’ve been hesitant about entertaining. buy an awesome jacket. <- the real steps to self actualization

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

it doesn't seem right that you can put out a fire with soda. i think if you poured soda on a fire it should crackle and pop and burn green

I want a boy who worships me like i worship him. I am his everything, just as he is mine. Please. Demand my affections, melt at my touch. I want to love you! Let me love you, please please please

I want a boy with fat nuts

what are you planning, nutsacktorturer