rocket cats!

"Actually Holmes, this looks like salt. Quite unusual for a magic circle, since it can be scattered so easily..."

"It tastes like salt too. Good eye Watson. Let us start by visiting the fish mongers."

"But then they'd have to pay the tarrif!"

"An excellent question, the key was the footprints."

"But he doesn't even have feet!"

"He doesn't as of right now. But you forget, the magic circle."

"I see! The killing spell was a water spear, which normally requires a circle."

"But doesn't if you're already imbued with water magic like our scaly ambassador."

"So the circle..."

"To grant him a pair of feet. For just long enough to leave distinctive footprints in the scattered salt and to make us suspect a two-legged killer."

He does in There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension

This little dude throws fins with everyone and their mom

You get a Wedgetail Triggerfish

You get a Neon Goby

thimkin about trans spam and how it should prob be two way

Yandere who tries so hard to make you fall in love with him, except he's a background character. A tragic affair, truly, that all of his efforts always fade into irrelevancy.

His grand kidnapping plans, his ardent confessions, his tormented monologues of raw, unadulterated obsession, it all - at best - happens for a fleeting moment before another character steals the audience.

"I haven't got much time," he finally says, holding onto your wrist with maddening urgency, "have you read my letters?"

"Letters?"

You gaze at him, somewhat confused. Have you met this man before? Why is he talking like you've known each other for years?

"The letters, damn it! I send them every night, right underneath your window, you couldn't possibly miss-"

He gasps as the realization sinks in. It must've been happening offscreen. Damn it!

Tips for Writing Detectives!!

˙⋆✮ A boring detective “figures things out.” A good detective has a specific kind of attention. Maybe she notices people’s hands because she grew up around liars. Maybe he notices money because he used to be broke. Maybe they notice what is missing instead of what is present. The way they investigate should come from who they are, not just from the plot needing someone to find a clue.

˙⋆✮ Everybody hiding something is fun, but it only works if the writer knows what each secret does. One secret should protect the killer. One secret should mislead the detective. One secret should reveal character. One secret should make the reader rethink an earlier scene. Random secrets are just fog. Useful secrets are architecture.

˙⋆✮ Your suspects should not all be hiding the murder. This is huge. Most people in a mystery should be lying for completely different reasons. Someone is hiding an affair. Someone is hiding debt. Someone is hiding shame. Someone is hiding that they hated the victim but didn’t kill them. Someone is hiding something kind. That’s what makes interrogation scenes interesting. The detective keeps pulling on threads and not every thread belongs to the same sweater.

˙⋆✮ The dead person should have relationships, habits, contradictions, enemies, debts, secrets, routines, a public version and a private version. The mystery becomes deeper when solving the murder also means discovering who the victim actually was. People should disagree about them. One person says they were generous. Another says they were cruel. Both might be right, and dead characters can still have presence if everyone left alive is reacting to a different version of them.

˙⋆✮ A clue should feel obvious only after the reveal. The reader should not feel cheated, but they also should not solve everything instantly. A good clue is one the reader saw but misunderstood. The muddy shoes mattered, but not because of where the suspect walked. The broken watch mattered, but not because of the time. The missing photo mattered because of who wasn’t in it. The best reveal makes the reader go, “oh my god, it was right there,” not “where did that come from?”

˙⋆✮ Interrogation is pressure. People do not reveal truth because the detective asks nicely in chapter eight. They reveal truth because something becomes harder to hide than to say. Maybe the detective corners them with evidence. Maybe their guilt shows in one tiny contradiction. Maybe they confess the smaller secret to avoid the bigger one. Maybe they lie so badly that the lie becomes more revealing than the truth.

˙⋆✮ Professional detectives need limits too. A badge does not mean they can magically know everything. There are warrants, bosses, paperwork, politics, tired witnesses, messy evidence, mistakes, pressure from media, pressure from families, pressure from their own assumptions. Even if you don’t write full police procedure, the detective should feel like they work inside a system, not above reality!!

˙⋆✮ The detective’s flaw should affect the investigation. If she is arrogant, she misses the quiet suspect. If he is lonely, he trusts the person who gives him warmth. If they hate rich people, they misread a poor suspect as innocent. If they want justice too badly, they push someone until they break.

˙⋆✮ Motive is usually more interesting when it is emotionally specific. “Money” is a motive, yes, but it’s often more powerful when money means something personal. Money as freedom. Money as revenge. Money as escape. Money as proof they were never loved. Same with jealousy, fear, ambition, inheritance, blackmail. The motive should make sense inside the killer’s private world. Murder is extreme, so the emotional math has to be sharp.

˙⋆✮ Timelines are your best friend and your worst enemy. Mysteries live and die by timing. Who was where? When did they leave? When did they lie? When did the victim last speak to someone? When could the body have been moved? You, the writer, need a clean timeline even if the reader only sees a messy one. If you don’t know the timeline, the mystery will start leaking. And readers notice leaks. They are annoying like that.

˙⋆✮ Setting should create investigative problems. A murder in a boarding school is different from a murder on a spaceship, in a small town, at a royal court, during a music festival, in a rich family’s mansion, or in a fantasy city where magic exists. The place should affect evidence, access, gossip, surveillance, escape routes, power dynamics, and who can lie safely.

˙⋆✮ Do not make the detective solve everything through vibes. “Something about him felt off” is fine as a starting instinct, not as proof. The reader needs evidence. A contradiction. A physical detail. A repeated phrase. A missing object. A behavior that changes. Intuition is interesting when it leads the detective to investigate. It becomes lazy when it replaces investigation. Vibes may start the car, but evidence has to drive.

˙⋆✮ A writer must know the difference between suspense and mystery. Mystery asks: what happened? Suspense asks: what will happen? You can use both. The detective finding a hidden letter is mystery. The killer watching them find it is suspense. The reader knowing someone is lying while the detective does not is suspense. The reader not knowing what the lie means is mystery.