shinji screaming

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

when your dog looks back at you on a walk like heh... we are really walking right now man

Fighting games may possible be the wettest genre of game.

Correct: I always get wet while playing Tekken

I dunno if we are allowed to talk about that kind of stuffs