shhh don't worry about it

some elf bullshit happened

the worst part of being obsessed with a ttrpg campaign that you're a player in is that it will make you mad that everyone else on the internet isn't able to listen in and provide you with the fan content you feel the campaign deserves. i want OTHER people to be as excited as i am that the elderly lesbian knight from "monsters in manhattan" has the most game in the entire crew of PCs, with at least two confirmed love interests and a third on the periphery.

Penelope must have known that Odysseus was a little insane when she married him I mean. Like they got married and he was like haha babe wait before we have our wedding night I gotta show u something. And then he takes her like. Across the island. To the area where she first met him and he’s built a palace there! Which takes years! Wow! And she’s like omg that’s so sweet and he’s like that’s not even the best part! Look! And they go inside. And the place she’s going to fuck this man for the very first time—he has not even gotten pussy yet, this man is in pussy deficit no post-nut clarity available and it shows—is a bed CARVED OUT OF A LIVING TREE. And she’s like hey dude what’s up with that and Odysseus is like. Oh! That’s the olive tree where we first met! I turned it into a bed and then I built a palace around it. And she’s like. I can’t not fuck this little freak.

"here's my original character, Man Who Sucks But Loves His Daughter Very Much" and it's a guy who worships at the altar of patriarchal violence and the woman he uses as an excuse and an effigy to absolve him

well i think his daughter should tell him to kill himself

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation

so awesome that you can see something new come out and think wow that looks bad and then never watch it and keep living