shhh don't worry about it

some elf bullshit happened

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

I'm tired of saying "Sneasels of both forms and Weaviles and also Sneaslers" all the time, there should be an umbrella term.

I just call em the Weasler family.

damn i didn't realise u could patent this

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

religious scholars agree that god destroying the tower of babel was the first recorded instance of someone “doing a 9/11”

Sometimes you think a man is gay but it turns out he is just nice. Sometimes you think a man is nice but he’s actually just wearing glasses. It’s complicated

the summer is like well what if it was unbearable outside and you can't wear any cool jackets. and everyone's going to tell you that this is the best time of the year. and you're the crazy one

i bet it feels good as fuck to erupt from the soil as a skeleton warrior

sometimes i worry that my fujoshıïsm is stunting my intellectual ability but then i remember im literally enlightened