soultronica

what's the matter honey? you've hardly touched your fleeting experience of time on earth

do you watch succession. have you watched succession. will you watch succession. when will you watch succession.

catholic priest running late to mass with the sacramental bread in his mouth

Live fast, die ironically, leave a confusing corpse.

not my itsy bitsy ass climbing up the water spout again

“This site unusable when you dont care about the new joke” that’s great honestly. I like when people here suffer over inane stuff, it’s funnier than the original joke, let’s keep it going

this is the same as when the word ‘blorbo’ went big and I found it kinda dumb and corny, but then there were people who were fucking furious about it and wrote angry posts whining about how they hated this site because they couldnt avoid seeing the word blorbo. so I felt like ok I changed my mind I hope people keep saying blorbo forever