salt vinegar and everything sinister

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days

i like getting cute morning texts like: your order has been shipped

oh nice final chapter you're editing thee. be a shame if the lette stopped woking popely, wouldn't it? vey fustating

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

there's a delicate balance between "seeing something on my dash so often i end up caring about it unexpectedly" and "seeing something on my dash so often that it gets added to the blocked list with extreme prejudice"