fucking STab ME MY INSIDES ARE ON FIRE

There they are, the two genders.

only a cis deals in absolutes

all of life and history aligned for that one joke we’re done everyone go home

It makes sense though… Think of the Dust Bowl

So none of you were gonna tell me this is about a fuckin marvel movie? You were just gonna let me think there was some kind of volcanic humanitarian disaster in new york?

THE TIME HAS COME

when your mom comes home and you and your siblings didnt do anything she told you to do then she starts beating ass.

that “I wanna fuck that guys dead wife too” reddit post is one of the funniest interactions the Internet has ever seen

This is… the exact opposite of that dark souls gif

I don’t think it’s possible to adequately state how fucking ballsy and skilled this player is considering the EXTREMELY specific timing of that dodge and catching the spear attack WHILE TAUNTING BETWEEN EACH THROW

I’m wheezing

Big Dick Energy

I’m trying to find that one player that beat the Pthumerian Elder (I think?) boss with only using emotes to dodge but I can’t find it >:o

The 🤔 emoji looks like how Minecraft villagers sound

This is the only good addition ive ever gotten on this post thank you

not sexy enough to be a vampire…..not jacked enough to be a werewolf…..not unsettling enough to be a sleep paralysis entity…..not shitty enough to be a goblin………..gnome it fucking is then i guess

@ all my friends who call me a vampire. take a gander at this and reevaluate 

HIM

you know what i’ve never seen. one of those really big trees. like the massive ones in california. i feel like if i saw one i’d start crying immediately