SoulEviL

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These truly capture the majesty of these noble steeds.

@vampireapologist this looks like something you’d enjoy

@majestic-salad @a-boy-who-is-king I think you guys would like to see this

I believe

smth happened to a friend of mine that i have to describe in greentext form bc i feel like it’s the best medium for the story give me a minute

Gays will respond “haha” and nothing else and decide it’s your turn in the conversation to say something

Top culture

play/pause, volume up/down, next/back. whats hard to understand about these controls

burn the witch

This shit is still funny

Lmao what the hell!

Lmfao fuck that’s me

Why was he in jail?

@illmaticraj right now

Yeah I wanna know what he did cuz in all honesty if he r*ped this girl I don’t wanna be supporting him and shit by reblogging

Facts

Nah he sold some weed to a undercover and used this as a pickup line

Ok in that case lmfaoooooooo

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

i need to fix my whole life please

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

this whole post got me in tears

Are you fucking kidding me

dont give children’s coloring books to college students

HEATHENS!!!!!