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basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

Early 2000s Hip-Hop and R&B is essential.

it’s clearly a dragon

are you evolving feathers, cutie? is that what you’re working on there?

Can I pet that dog?

I love nature. Look at this animal. It’s made of bowling alley carpet. Beautiful!

sit on my lap and feel how hard it gets when I look at you

sliding into her with a sigh of relief like you are finally coming home

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.