I should be able to read books in one second because I need to know everything

nobody is more stressed than a 24-29yo thinking they are running out of time lol

and i'm not even living la vida loca

far too old to care about fandom opinions i am an adult with a *sees a take* hm. never mind actually. i am in fact so blessed to have a huge brain and correct inconsequential opinions on fictional characters. there but for the grace of god go i

fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams

anyone else feeling the Effects lately. due to all the Things

lowkey things are shaping up to be pretty odd

These are the words of puppeteers who should not be up this early

me doing anything: am i making people uncomfortable? am i going overboard? am i too much? am i annoying others? am i too clingy? a

everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section

it would be the most fun gay people have had since the golden age of disco

stuck in a time loop where every day i wake up and it’s tomorrow

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself