huh? huh!

failing the dmv sex test because I was too nervous to come

touch starved infant leaves hospital after contactless delivery

that baby went straight through the hoop. nothing but net

swish

MY MOM SAW A CYBERTRUCK IN HER CITY SO SHE CALLED TO TELL ME ABOUT "THE UGLY CAR SOME GUY WELDED TOGETHER" ADFFHGYJGUHGHGGHGGHGGHHGHGG

SHE THOUGHT HE MADE IT IN HIS GARAGE

parents around the globe are listening to some shit loud as fuck on the Tv

they should make "i was brave at the dentist" stickers but for trans women going to the grocery store and it would say "i was transgender at the grocery store" and it would have a picture of shadow the hedgehog in a lolita dress holding a gun

does anyone have that 4chan post about the guy who got like. deradicalised from being an incel because he started taking care of shrimp?

thats the one! thank you!

I think of shrimp guy often and I hope he and his shrimp are doing great and if I ever meet him I would love to ask about them

Being hairy is so awesome #mammal

Kafka was so right fuck this stupid baka life

He didn’t say that.

It looks like it would be so excited to run over when you needed a bowl

Question. Why are y'all doing this in March

To make sure we get the meme jn the fridge to dethaw in time.

Cave divers are our bravest, most useless soldiers

But without cave divers, who would rescue all the stuck cave divers?

Every cave dive rescue operation involves a second, even more stuck cave diver.

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek