Sortedintoshipsthatsink

*gets addicted to literally anything that distracts me from the fact i exist*

your honor, in my defense, you wouldnt get it

you had to be there, your honor

Imagine being famous celebrity Kamilah al Jamil, dying and going to the afterlife, walking into the office of the Architect(s) of your entire afterlife experience, and seeing a framed photo of your long-dead, way less successful sister in said Architect’s office because she and her rando friends reformed the entire afterlife system and are directly responsible for you and everyone else not being tortured by chainsaw bears forever.  How do you even react to that?

pissyphus

we drink boba tea to satisfy our ancient & innate urge to slurp up tadpoles from a puddle through a reed

no we absolutely do not