I charge the hydra

see someone reblog nice art. i go to the source account. already follow them. funny joke hits my feed. i go to the source account. already follow them. this website has 5 people and i'm 3 of them

Fic Prompt: its just this. Either domestic Hilson or Greg just one day decides "you know what, im gonna be nice to Wilson for the foreseeable future" and its just James loosing his mind as he struggles with finding a alterior motive and being taking care of.

october please be gentle to my online friends

november please be kind

december please be safe

january please be patient

february please be steady

march please be forgiving

april please be easy

may please be understanding

june please be queer

june please be gay as hell

pewdiepie was one of the harbingers of the alt right internet apocalypse i hate that skinny white man with all my heart

So can non-disabled people stop doing that thing where they act like it’s morally righteous to force yourself to work while you’re sick and assume taking sick days automatically equates to laziness. Any time now. That’d be great

The leader of the scout group I help out at approached me out of hours while I was walking to work to tell me that people have been talking behind my back because I missed more sessions than I attended this term (on account of having Covid twice) and was like “We all show up when we’re sick because we take responsibility” and I felt really shitty and guilty and cried the whole workday then I got home and told my mum and she was like “So they want you to throw up on the kids? That’s dodgy. They don’t even pay you. Stop going” and a wave of serenity hit me like a bus

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.