Sore Pharmacist

A small price to pay for mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika

There should be a American football team associated with the moon + bad dreams, that descends to cause chaos on other football games. They would be called the Moon City Nightmares and they can invade your football game like dark souls.

Common eider

Pseudo-metroidvania where you play as an only-nominally-sapient little slime creature who found the corpse of a badass deep space bounty hunter and stole their power armour. The central gimmick is that you start with what is effectively an endgame loadout, but the upgrade descriptions are all incomprehensible gibberish (because, you know, you can't read), and they're all activated by awkward and counterintuitive input sequences – imagine some of the more baroque fighting game inputs as a point of reference – which the player is unlikely to stumble upon by chance. The "upgrade progression", such as it is, consists simply of gradually revealing to the player the tools they already possess and how to activate them.

Speedrunners would have a field day with this!

Obviously this type of premise is more geared toward casual, no-walkthrough play, but if I wanted to appeal to speedrunners, what I might do is implement a speedrun option that flags upgrade use on your save file, in two variants: one which flags any use of a given upgrade, and one which flags upgrade use before the upgrade in question is tutoriailsed. This would facilitate oddball categories like low% (i.e., completing the game using the smallest possible number of upgrades), limited loadout variants (i.e., completing the game using exactly upgrades X, Y and Z and no others), and so forth.

Speedrun Randomizer category: some runs will have the double jump be a Hadouken input while others it'll be Evo Moment #37... for each double jump.

Diabolical

I've been to a couple of escape rooms before but last night I went somewhere new and the first thing they did was to blindfold me and my siblings and then separated me from them and chained me to a wall inside a dark chamber #mychamber anyway I never got out can someone help

tag yourselves i'm the GREAT ROOM beside the GOURMET KITCHEN

Hell yeah!

going to costco after payday gives me a feeling akin to what my ancestors must have felt after a good harvest

@10hoursofsleep

Hachi Machi that hits the ole feels

Legit useful.

there are a lot of bloodyminded people in london that’s all i’m saying

I was imagining "reverse creep radiohead" as a bit and now I can't stop thinking of "I wish you were special, I'm so fucking special" and laughing