the mother of sharks

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

I SAW THIS IN THE PORTLAND ART MUSEUM! ITS HUGE!

As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".

Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?

The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see:

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

The rat gun is hereeeeee!

I'll be honest--I forgot that the pump organ desk/bar was visible in the background, and it was NOT under $60.

That's Hadrian. He's a bush buck and he loves fashion.

I just brought him home from the pottery studio and wired him for light. He lives!!!!!

Dude, c'mon, these things take time.

Okay!! We have doordrobe! It's not quite done but after nearly turning myself into an hellpancake while carrying this in from the garage to the house, I feel like I should call it a night.

The Box.

I recently got some very silly dishes and a telescope!

All of these accusations of witchcraft! As if the vibe in this house could be any more clearly Artificer.

who wants to get together and do this