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if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

I do think if Juan Soto and Francisco lindor making out publicly would overall improve this team tho. Like Brett baty starts hitting home runs and peralta inexplicably has 20 strikeouts the next day. We have to try it. For the team.

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.

Just thinking about Luis Torrens and smiling. Can't believe this is my life type shit

Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

[ID: comment from ono-matt-opoeia reading: The target audience for all of my posts is me /End ID]

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Being a calm, gentle, non-reactive person is really hard work, which is probably why many people are none of these things. Personally I think it’s worth it but sometimes one does want to just roll around on the floor wailing at the top of one’s lungs

People in my notes who think I’m repressed or dissociating: you will feel better when you learn emotions are not a binary of Not Feeling It vs Being Overwhelmed By It