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i think the catcher should be allowed to make out with the pitcher during the mound visit. as long as they want. this would be good for morale, ratings, and the game of baseball itself

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

the legally blonde mentality isnt just for law students. u can bring that attitude with you into every field of work. be the whimsical force of positive change. wear that neon outfit. snaps for us all.

this post was inspired by my boss telling me she couldnt "take me seriously" in a pair of dinosaur print overalls. sorry i have two degrees and a dope wardrobe. you dont need to take me seriously but You Will Take Me.

OP's an inspiration. bring on the whimsy movement!

also saw an nj transit bus complete the most perfectly executed jersey slide straight across two fully packed lanes of traffic at peak rush hour on 495 heading towards the lincoln tunnel with nothing but sheer audacity and the power of a single thumbs up that he stuck out his window. everyone in my car applauded him.

god I hope someone sets carter hart on fire

I’m the first and last person in my bloodline with a tumblr blog

"True southerner Eric Bittle getting engaged straight out of college-" Incorrect. True southerners get engaged IN college and get married the second they graduate. I actually think a lot of restraint was shown on both sides and they should be commended for it.

omgcp live action should feature a different pie each ep and have a recipe at the end

baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit

I’ve started saying “you don’t have to agree with me just because I’m hot and a genius” and it’s really tickling me. I don’t even care if nobody likes it, it’s great fun