pyrrhic victory

#he just looks so pleased #like yes #yes ma'am #yes ma'am you are on my level #I knew I liked you

somehow, against all odds or reason, when the elderly ladies show up Max becomes Such A Nice Young Man

society needs shame. if you dont embarrass weird greasy kids in high school they turn into adults who walk their girlfriends around on dog leashes in the mall

Nothing wrong with that as long as there’s Mutual consent

did you know that bystanders literally do not consent to being a part of public sexual displays

Just a quick thank you! 7 responses in the few minutes I’ve posted this is AMAZING. I know it’s reaching, but I’m aiming for 100! Which is hard because hey, I only have a couple hours. 

14 down! 86 to go! And just under two hours to go (Hour and forty five minutes)

78 to go! Thank you so much!!!

Thank you all! We are doing amazing. You are amazing! I need 70 more. :)

Alright, so good news! He LOVED the idea, and was super into it. Bad news? He wants me to get 1,000 by next Wednesday. Please reblog this if you can!

hot take i know its fun to joke about it because how school systems have treated us all poorly and made us out to believe that we are stupid but none of you are stupid. none of you are stupid. there are so many types of intelligence and just because yours isnt the one that lets you excel in a broken system that doesnt mean youre stupid

If kinetic energy can be converted to thermal energy, how hard do I need to slap a chicken to cook it?

Who has the biggest pussy of 2018