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i didn’t want 2 render this fully cuz it lowkey pissed me off ✌️ computer play no children by the mountain goats

but this fucking barrier around Hyrule Castle, against all odds, is just completely insurmountable with any of this. Ganondorf is literally the most successful and powerful villain in gaming history and this Super Extendo Fuck You Shield™ is a shining testament to it

And not only that, but even if you get over the invisible wall, there’s another barrier that causes damage and knockback. So even if you managed to get over the invisible wall part of the Nintendo Containment System™, there’s still an additional, cylinder-shaped barrier that will do damage to you and knock you back out, even if you try to get in from the top or bottom. That castle has more security measures than Fort fucking Knox and it’s all to give a middle finger to speedrunners wanting to finish the game in an hour. It’s fucking wild.

As of July 2019, the barrier has been defeated in all versions of the game, and the current World Record is 1hr 04m50s. The current method is to give yourself seventy invisible grappling hooks, which corrupts so much of the game’s memory that there’s not enough left over to load the barrier (or a lot of other things, like enemies or cutscenes. It’s amazing). You can just walk right trough where it’s supposed to be.

Fun enough, Twilight Princess also has a Barrier. It still has yet to be broken and maintains a speedrun of just under 3 hours. There really aren’t really any leads to get around it because it makes Wind Waker’s barrier look like an opened door.

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sorry guys i found out that namco made the dig dug guy a divorced father of three and now i'm obsessed with him. i lvoe you taizo hori goofy ass man

A timeline of the events in the Dig Dug/Mr. Driller/Baraduke universe (while you're here, check out Horipedia!)

I’m so fucking scared please don’t hurt him dawg

image it’s based on lmfao

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the preorder will be open on my etsy for the rest of the month!! happy pride💖

5 more moths for the pridemoth collection🐛