helaas pindakaas

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

Annual reblog of Freddie and his magnificent cats.

happy Pride Eve!

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

“You can come out to your parents without giving them a list of all the guys you’re fucking,” says Ilya Rozanov, way too confidently for a man who has never actually met Yuna Hollander, who will Definitely Ask,

you open linkedin. you search for an entry-level job in your field, near where you live. there are five listings. one asks for at least two years of experience and pays minimum wage. the second is an unpaid internship. the third is an unclear, possibly fake freelance position. the fourth requires total fluency in at least three languages, at least five years of experience in a similar field, and some skills entirely unrelated to your field, implying this position was once held by a lady who did the work of two people in different positions and the company has been held together by tape, string, and hopes and prayers since she left. the fifth is a request to train an LLM in disguise. you close linkedin.

you take a chance applying to some positions. you adapt your resume to fit each listing and write a cover letter for each position. you apply for the positions. the first ghosts you. the second, by some miracle, calls you after you have gotten through first round, promises to get back to you, and then ghosts you. the third and fourth reply three months later with an apology, as you’ve not been selected for the next round. the fifth also ghosts you and you hear from an acquaintance it was filled internally around the time the listing went up. the sixth calls you personally to apologise for not selecting you, as they know you have experience working retail. they went with a teenager instead. you try to resist the urge to delete your linkedin account.

Fuck your dream job what’s your dream hobby that you don’t have the means to take up yet. Mine are falconry and aerial acrobatics

Plot twist: People dont tag correctly(more common than you think)

some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.

you don’t have to write safe practices and contract agreements. your audience knows not to apply any of this in their real lives, sasuke doesn’t know what a safe word is im begging you please write the toxic yaoi