shitposts and reblogs

When my students talk over me I do this bit where I quietly tell them I’m really shy and to please let me talk and somehow it works.

Why did we ever start yelling at kids when we could just let them be part of a bit, which is a kid’s favorite thing?

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

I think I just got catcalled from a truck but I don’t know because I have auditory processing disorder. misogyny 0 autism 1

“For The Plot,” I whisper, deleting a rad detail that no longer works as tears fall from my eyes

Instead of killing your darlings, I’ve called it cryogenically freezing your darlings

SOME GOLD WRITING ADVICE

playing undertale at last after somehow unintentionally avoiding all major spoilers for my entire online life (UT came out two years before I first used social media) and oh my god. this game is crazycool. lifechanging. I kind of want that gay robot

I'm almost finished..... fighting asgore right now. giggle. wish me luck

FOUGHT HIM. I HAVE 1 HP BUT I BEAT HIM. sorry sad dad but you made me do it

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.