the garbage will do

snoooooonk mimimimimimi (sound of me sleeping very soundly leaning back in a chair with a big keyring tied to my hip)

haters see me and say christ what is that

your electro-magnetic field is weak and disturbed and your spiritual body is bloated with angst. you may not enter my men’s streetwear groupchat.

You don’t deserve this big Tbblobnoern.

i need that cartoon video of the frogs on the lilypad with the french accent and it goes “i love you” and smooches the other frog. Where can I find these frogs. send tweet

i found it https://www.instagram.com/reel/CJ6Mr7XH8KY/?igshid=1o9tcieforhoi

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is this this the whosier guy y’all always talking about ? ngl this is a vibe

That guy has got some moves! Go go well dressed old gentleman

walmart hozier + distinguished gentleman 2024

I hope that “between the crematorium and the dildo store” becomes a famous saying for whenever a person has lost in the most pathetic and undignified way possible. Sort of like how we still use the phrase “crossing the Rubicon” two thousand years after the event.