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Can’t believe im adult now. Sometimes I feel like a teletubbie with a credit card.

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With trying to come back to Tumblr and having my account basically nuked and having no word from support, I'm starting over. Be on the lookout for DisN3rdy!
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legosi has an announcement
And that's that on that.
Apparently I wasn't done 🤔
tfw your coworker is such a creep that you’d literally rather be kidnapped by the local supervillain than be around him

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When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay
Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe
4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger
1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix
1 TBs ketchup
1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,
1 Tbs bbq sauce
1 Tbs steak sauce
1 egg
mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)
You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf
here's a mashed potato recipe from my homophobic mother that i swore to never share that would pair perfectly!
(6 servings)
-2lbs red potatoes
-1 cup butter (2 sticks)
-1 cup cream cheese (1 pack)
-Chives (optional)
-Salt & Pepper to taste
1. drop those bad boys (potatoes) in a big ol pot. U don't even have to chop them just wash them
2. boil til soft!
3. Drain
4. Mash (usually they're small enough you can use a fork if u don't have one of those squashers) until its a pretty chunky mix
5. add the other stuff. Keep mashing
I like my mashed potato consistancy more lumpy but its all up to you!! Peel the potatoes or keep them on, it literally makes the creamiest fluffiest mashed potatoes which she always served with the nastiest fuckin meatloaf
Now if anybody got some revenge rolls and revenge green bean casserole we'll get a full meal
Got room for desert? Cus my Grandma was just a generaly evil old hag who was abusive to my mum and my siblings also you guessed it since I came out I was not said hello to at christmas
She made pretty god Dampfnudeln (its like a sweet bread rool you eat hot and with vanilla sauce)
1. Put 300 gram flour into a bowl and make an indent in the middle
2.combine
20 gram yeast
1 tea sp. Brown sugar
3 tbsp milk
mix until smooth
3.mix into part of the flour but leave a big flour rim on the outside
4.set 30 gram of Butter on the flour rim and cover everything with a towel
let sit till you see bubbles in the dough
5. add
1/8 liter luke warm milk
30 gram Sugar
one pack of vanilla sugar
a pinch of salt
2 eggs
and knead the dough until smooth
6. put
1/8 luke warm milk
30 gram of Butter
1 pack of vanilla sugar
into a heat resistant glass bowl and let melt (the glass bowl is quite important)
7. Form about 12 dough rolls and put them into the milk
8. Cover with a lid (any lid will go it does not need to be sealed air tight)
Let bake in the pre heated oven at 200°C for about 30 minutes or until they start to get brown and fluffy
9. Serve with vanilla sauce or fresh fruit
Behold the Fuck You buffet
OH MY GOD THIS MADE MY HAIRSTYLING HEART HAPPY
This tiktoker shared some simple ASL for people to know to help deaf/hoh people communicate their needs while everyone is wearing masks !
THAT’S AWESOME
Amazing! But since there are many different sign languages, if you're not American you might wanna make sure your local sign language uses the same gestures as this video.
^^^
Yoooo lemme bless your dashboard
(Feel free to add your pics too 😏😏)
the good energy in this post,,,
Collab Beastars with my friend "Phantom Ham" in facebook 💕✨💙💛💘💓💚💜💕💜💕💜💙, colored by both our style in his precious lineart 💙💙💙✨, crooked sketch xd made by me and outlined besho made by him 💕, I hope that you like bbs! 💙💙 follow their page ùoú 💕

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I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found
maybe the real treasure was this gun i found along the way
Wait what?! Where did she get that?!
she found it
Moon prism gun power
Bedtime 💖
Kermit the Frog in The Muppet Movie (1977)

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Gonna post this anyway even if most people can’t see it; I’m proud of my girl.
Meet Menta; a tiny 4′10″ Alcremie from Ballonlea who left the forest in pursuit of learning about technology and happens to be really good at it. She works for the Eyes of Arceus agency as intel and has quickly caught on to the system, but also has been called to the field a few times, as she’s an absolute hell of a tank for backup. That’s not because she singlehandedly took down Raihan’s team or anything in-game, nope
She has a more pastel goth fashion taste, but I’m trying to get into digital art again, and that really popular strawberry dress was also up her alley.
Gonna post this anyway even if most people can’t see it; I’m proud of my girl.
Meet Menta; a tiny 4′10″ Alcremie from Ballonlea who left the forest in pursuit of learning about technology and happens to be really good at it. She works for the Eyes of Arceus agency as intel and has quickly caught on to the system, but also has been called to the field a few times, as she’s an absolute hell of a tank for backup. That’s not because she singlehandedly took down Raihan’s team or anything in-game, nope
She has a more pastel goth fashion taste, but I’m trying to get into digital art again, and that really popular strawberry dress was also up her alley.