jinkies! jeepers! my glasses!

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

March 15 again and here we go…

So the Jet/Zuko fight scene is great for many reasons but can you imagine, sitting in dunkins donuts, sipping your dunkaccino, and this crazed teenager comes in with these enormous. hooks? and accuses the ALSO teenaged cashier of being a russian sleeper agent and there’s a cop who tries to diffuse the situation but instead of letting things de-escalate the cashier leaps over the counter, steals the cop’s gun, and says “i’ll give you a show” i mean-

movie idea: guy finds a stone tablet engraved with a mysterious alien language and gets caught up in a national treasure-esque adventure to decipher its meaning, only to learn that it’s just an alien “live, love, laugh” decoration

Admiral Zhao is so embarrassing. His main enemies were an angsty 16yo, a fun loving 12yo, and some fish. And he still lost on all counts.

Classic feel good post. When I feel bad about myself I just remember that I could never sink to his level.

comics then: funny cat loves lasagna and hates mondays comics now: pigeon experiences a micro-aggression

The best part of avatar is when the fire nation prince and the literal "dragon of the west" fire nation general just dick around and eventually open a tea shop

The entire subplot of season 2 is iroh's arc starting from having a cold cup of shitty tea and swearing he could do better and then ending with him having the jasmine dragon and being lauded as the best tea maker in the city!! And its gripping as hell!!

This got about 1000% better when I turned the sound on

thought this was GTA V for like a full ten seconds

@alpha-bread

why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase

You either had a twilight phase or you had an anti-twilight phase and in either case you invested emotion in twilight, your twilight phase

can someone please explain how it’s possible that every single month this year ended as quickly as it started and yet this whole year has felt like an eternity

i know most of them are just literal animal combinations, but avatar has some of the best fantasy animal character designs i’ve ever seen