I don't know what to say here.

This goes for a woman’s feminism too, really.

reblog to keep cotton eyed joe sealed away

Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Verona, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.

@sanid1

If I showed my parent this they’d ask who put the hat on the tiger and who’s hat and who took the picture

i hate public bathrooms for all the obvious reasons but also because one time somebody in the next stall silently reached under and untied my shoe

from now on, by law, no one is allowed to ask me what i plan to do with my life or about my future plans. i’ve updated my privacy policy.

me at half the animals on the post: “BITCH THAT’S H U G E”

THAT COW IS A HORSE.

That first maned wolf is a model.

rat punk coming out of their bin to shame mankind

i’m babysitting this 4 year old kid today and as his dad was leaving he said “be good today” and the kid responded by saying “dad i will punch you in the leg” 

Some ppl say comedy is dead cause of “political correctness” but like john mulaney did an entire bit on captchas and bo burnham did an entire bit on not being able to fit ur hand inside a pringles can so really anything is possible as long as ur actually funny