Boop

"i think therefore i am" yeah well i jerk therefore i cum #bitch

what's a little sadomasochism between friends

i am going to suck you off! *puts in plastic vampire teeth and gives you the worst blowjob imaginable*

every former band kid has insane oral stamina, finger dexterity and breath control and i think we should talk about that more.

Want to go to the river and I’ll find you pretty rocks? (Flirting)

if you're teaching someone something like the stoplight system you can make it fun and sexy. explain the premise. green=go, yellow=slow down/can’t take any more of that right now, red=full stop. start touching them. whisper "what's your color?" in their ear. they're going to say green. start groping them. what's your color? pinch their nipples. what's your color? bite their neck. what's your color? start slapping their ass. what's your color? go harder. what's your color? they're gunna become a babbling mess eventually. they're only going to get rewarded when they answer your question, though. if they stop responding to "what's your color?" then stop until they do. it's a silly sexy way to build trust with someone and get them comfortable with safewording.

jerking her off + sucking on her balls + looking up at her like she's the only person in the world

Not to brag, but I'm quite good at laying in bed and saying stuff like "ugh" and "oof" and "nnnnn."

I can't wait to pin my partner to the bed and kiss them

It was so fun 💜💜💜

this email could have been a clit sucking

please be perverted about me in these trying times

girls love the overgrown megastructure. girls want to live in the overgrown megastructure. girls want to build communities and societies in the overgrown megastructure

girls want to be the overgrown megastructure

in order to preserve my internet privacy i’ll have to start feeding everyone misinformation about myself. i don’t eat. i don’t sleep. i don’t breathe. i don’t blink. i don’t have “blood”

we have to start running a massive PSA campaign to young gay people so everyone understands there is a difference between being a dom and being a top and between being a sub and being a bottom. and also that sometimes you are neither a sub nor a bottom and you're just like shy. we need to be handing out flyers we need ads at every train station spreading the word