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Minute 9:25, running into Trevor Zegras and Quinn Hughes 

Maddie: To go back to our sidequest, what we did was go down to God’s Basement [room at Parker House where live bands and DJs perform] and we actually ran into umm.

Kelly: Quinn Hughes and Trevor Zegras 

Maddie: Yeah and we were like ‘hey guys,” and they came–I mean, I don’t really know how in detail we want to get–

Kelly: Yeah 

Maddie: But 

Kelly: Basically it was just like random like bump into each other, like standing next to each other at the bar. Trevor Zegras came over

Maddie: Yeah, and Delaney and Kelly didn’t recognize him and I like sort of recognized him

Kelly: I don’t know how I don’t know how anyone can recognize anyone in God’s Basement it’s just like–also mind you, was this pre-dancing or post-dancing?

Maddie: Post dancing. 

Kelly: Yeah so he had just come off the most insane band, this one guy had hair down to his ass and he had like, it was like flowing behind him, like there was a fan behind him 

Maddie: It was like a picture

Kelly: And he was like playing with it himself, like going down up

Maddie: The way those people get so into it

Kelly: So into it

Maddie: As they should, but it’s crazy like and mind you the ceiling is literally two inches about their head and it’s actually like a fraction of–

Kelly: [singing noises] and they’re like looking at you in the eye and winking like–

Maddie: It’s like really getting into it, oh my god it was so funny, but basically you know we ended up hanging out in that corner with–

Kelly: Oh yeah, but it was like so dark in there and like packed so it was kinda like–

Maddie: Yeah and then I was just imagining like this is probably where like you know, Tate Mcrae was hanging out and it was just like so packed. 

Kelly: Maddie was much more smooth and nonchalant

Maddie: Like what did she think? I literally wonder what Tate Mcrae thought of the Parker House. Was she like ‘why am I here?’ was she like ‘oh this is fun.’

Kelly: I bet she was like ‘so this is what you did like all the time growing up Jack? Did you come here after a win?’

Maddie: So did they have like a big house? They must have like a big house down there, I don’t know.

Kelly: I don’t–I would assume so. I’m not up to date on all the Hughes.

Maddie: One of my favorite parts too, our friend Delaney shout out totally didn’t recognize like I was trying to whisper it in their ears ‘like I think he plays in the NHL”

Kelly: Well he kept saying ‘Flyers in 6’ and I was like ‘Knicks in 4’ and meanwhile I’m looking at Maddie like ‘where the fuck are the Flyers?’ I didn’t even realize it was a hockey team. I’m literally racking my brain like I thought it was the Spurs like okay Z, I’m like–

Maddie: And obviously also like the Flyers like the season’s over, like they’re out of the playoffs but also hockey’s playing on the TV so you’re like ‘what’s going on?’

Kelly: Yeah and then like Maddie, it’s so funny because like he’s talking about the Flyers in 6 and Maddie’s like ‘oh we played Marist lacrosse and like–

Maddie: Oh my god it was literally like–

Kelly: And she said–

Maddie: And I was like giving him the whole lore and he was like ‘were you good at lacrosse?’ and I was like ‘yeahhhh I was pretty good but this one was way better than me, Kelly’ and then later on we got shots and he was like ‘here’s a shot for the best player on Marist’

Kelly: And we’re like taking the shot too and in that moment [making face] like I would want to punch myself like I’m literally like–

Maddie: So funny! And then Delaney literally goes ‘do you work for Barstool?’ she’s like ‘do you work with them?’ cause we were kind of a little bit like cause you know like when they don’t recognize someone and someone’s coming up to us and not like leaving, she was like ‘do you work for Barstool?’

Kelly: Yeah and also like we weren’t doing intros like ‘hey I’m Trevor’ ‘hey I’m smelly’ [podcast nickname]

Maddie: We probably did everything wrong to like make him go away but it was just like really funny and also he thought my name was Patty

Kelly: Patty!

Maddie: he said he thought my name was Patty like it’s Maddie and he’s like I thought it was Patty

Kelly: No he literally thought Maddie was hilarious 

Maddie: Yeah, it was really funny it was just like–

Kelly: At least that’s what I was getting 

Maddie: And then we locked ties with Quinn

Kelly: And like I was trying to tell him about my friend Gerard and I’m trying to explain her nickname and I was like um [makes face] and he’s like ‘you can you should go get a drink’ and I was like–

Maddie: Like ohhh

Kelly: And I was like ‘I’ll go do that [mimics choking herself]

Maddie: Like okay bye! And then we literally got so hot we were like ‘we need to get the fuck out of here’

Kelly: Yeah

Maddie: Like those big blue fans, I was like grabbing it and turning it on everybody because you literally can’t move and there’s one bartender back there it was just like crazy 

Kelly: Yeah and then we went upstairs and it was just empty. Like it was cleared out, like everyone left