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parkerpunology

i….can’t..FUCKING BREATHE…afsyfjdkshaj

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@ bottoms stop keysmashing every 3 fucking minutes. We get it. Youre a pillow princess. No need to hdjrkrk keysmash hfjjrjf all the damn time hdjejdk

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Bitch do you expect me to ha ha? You expect me to lol? Fucking chortle? Is that what you want? A good lmao?

jamesmasinoart

For my 3D production class I had to create a three shot short that was a remake of an existing movie scene- with muppets. I ran out of time to do the particle water effects, but this is basically Pacific Rim anyway.

thebibliosphere

We’re losing our collective shit laughing at this. Holy crap it’s so funny, please turn the sound on.

this is amazing

Wahoo!

Ya-ha!

The pain is unfathomable

lumnch

Here we gOooooo!!!

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sloptown

Damn straight..

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Heavy reblogging

teesadutta

11.30.18

How Barack proposed to Michelle.

symphonicseauxl

Dangerous flex but okay

pip-n-flinx

But this is missing the real context. They were arguing over the value of marriage in a committed relationship. Barack often argued that if they loved eachother the marriage was unnecessary. And *that* is the argument he started before proposing to her

Less a flex and more emotional judo

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Summer is pretty much over. I am making a proper little send-off comic but I gotta take it slow because of my hand. But here’s some Nerd and Jock comics from this summer!

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I want to become a human dartboard.

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Wasserspeier am Freiburger Münster

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WINTER IS A BAD TIME.

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What it feels like to chew 5 Gum

gallusrostromegalus

IT’S MY FAVORITE GARGOYLE BACK AGAIN FOR WINTERTIME.

allthingshyper

I want to know the exact conversation that lead to the creation of this abomination

gallusrostromegalus

Ye olde German architect: “ok, it’s time to put in the rainspouts and last night I was out with the lads and Hans had too much and the point is I had the FUNNIEST idea…” *Holds up drawing*

Ye olde German Architect Supervisor: * snorts beer out of his nose.* “YES. BUILD IT IMMEDIATELY.”

charliecoxbf

That’s gussy babe

earthgirl2788

Sooooo I just came back from studying in Freiburg and went on a tour of the Münster with a historian who knew all of the insider secrets and the story is even better than you think.

It took more than 300 years to build the Freiburger Münster (1200s-1500s), so they went through a lot of architects and people who paid those architects. Some of the patrons were dicks and one of those dicks lived in a house right next to the Münster. The asshat kept demanding they work faster and changed his mind every five hours about what he wanted and THEN he refused to pay the architects because he wasn’t happy with what they’d done.

That really pissed the builders off so in retaliation, the head architect built the butt gargoyle facing his house so that every morning for the rest of his life, when the dick looked out his window at the Münster, he’d have to look at a gargoyle butt.

So, the defecating gargoyle is a big fat “fuck you” to someone’s dick of a boss that has survived 500 years and two world wars

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*standing ovation*

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:)

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Spite is the greatest muse

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humans don’t change

gianluc30

Street Artist Transforms Ordinary Public Places Into Funny Installations

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demilypyro

I’ve been in this IT course for like 2 years now and while I’ve learned a lot about computers they still haven’t gotten to the clown

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I’m going to break you into four equal parts like a fucking kit kat

txmriddlx

Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

mamoru

psa to folks getting a switch (or already have one):

the switch is not a usb c device. it just has a port shaped like usb-c. if you use anything other than nintendo cables and switch-specific accessories to charge or dock it, you might fry the system. using a super fast usb-c to usb-c charger, for example, will potentially fry your system. your usb-c phone chargers are not necessarily compatible with the switch.

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