& you know what they said?

can you put that thing on a fucking leash *pointing angrily at a butterfly with beautiful iridescent wings thats not flying anywhere near you*

you've been summoned for july duty

i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me

I don't want kids so I easily get out of it fr

help i forgot this was all over some baby too

i wont even lie i thought he was going to kill her

about to read rumpelstiltskin as an adult so i can get the facts

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.

I threw a dog at a land mine

Charlie Bucket was a final girl

communist fuck marry kill: reeducate, execute, exile