some nights, i call it a draw

seth jarvis score and you will be reincarnated as a nerds gummy cluster

“I hope you die” is vague, unlikely. “I hope one of your team’s best players signs with another team on a historically long contract” is terrifying. specific. highly probable,

happy pride to the nhl player who was preparing to come out and changed his mind. I hope he's happy and loved.

I love goalie fights it’s like you guys have been standing 200 ft apart this entire time how could you possibly have beef

different color shirt bad

ok i'm gonna stop talking about sports after this but. as someone who used to go to watch literal active olympic gold medalists play professional hockey without pay, in a tiny, grey arena with 2k capacity, no more than half those seats filled. to see ten years later some of these same women winning a cup in an NHL arena that actually had a women's team logo on the ice, attended by over ten thousand people, to see some of those same players i loved now coaching or watching those who are still playing and being so, so happy for them. cela me fait très chaud au coeur

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

men’s hockey isn’t real they made that up for heated rivalry. In real life only women can play hockey

the first pwhl team in the south needs a live band. i want the energy of an hbcu marching band in the stands.