General Bullshit

#kylux and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by awfuckward

out of all the star trek chief engineers i think miles o’brien is the least likely to be a machinefucker. i think he loves his job but does not eroticize it. trip tucker is in the middle he would fuck a machine as long as it had tits and a sexy voice. b’elanna and geordi would go a step farther they would fuck a machine as long as it had a vaguely humanoid form but are happy to get pretty abstract with it. scotty would fuck the enterprise as is

You ever just... yell about #cooch??

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

BREAKFAST

remember that tos episode where it was suggested that scotty had CTE and killed three women but instead it was jack the ripper and he was an immortal formless alien and to fight him they gave the entire crew ketamine ?? we should start letting screenwriters do crack again i miss the good old days

there's just not enough time in the day for video games. even when I want to play them and dont have anything else going on I still don't end up playing them. this is because there's actually only four hours in the day and nobody is talking about this

[Image description: A painting of a burger menu, titled "Sara Please Comeback. (I crave you.)" with menu items "what about the kids" burger and "I mushroom miss you" burger. End description.]