The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio

me n my friend watching a slug we found on the sidewalk

houseplants b like due to personal reasons i will be passing away...

Ok. Who wants to see him? I need to know.

Him??

I NEEDED to see him

why divide people by unrational things when you COULD divide them by whether their word for cotton candy is valid or not ?

I’m sorry the French call it what

OMFG.

Very curious doggo

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

it was that banksy fuck again

every straight marriage I’ve seen