i am the mack daddy of heimlich county

The fact that this joke is from the very first episode (which aired in January 1997) is messing with me.

all of the EGL King of the Hill images I've collected so far

you may ask yourselves. why have i kept that fall out boy fidget spinner long after it served its original purpose (to give pete wentz my money) well it is so i can watch king of the hill & play all the audio through it

The fact that this joke is from the very first episode (which aired in January 1997) is messing with me.

now w examples

Peggy. I could not help but overhear via the listening devices I installed in your home that Hank is now streaming on Twitch.

Dale, for once your lack of regard for our boundaries has saved me some effort. He insists his grill streams will promote propane awareness but he has gone too far.

Oh, I don't know Peggy, he seems to really be having fun with it! Plus the cat ear headphones are kinda cute.

The what.

Bahaha Hank out here shillin propane like a gotdang egirl talk about them propane emoji hotdog water somethin else man I tell ya hwhat. can't gotdang hear him over streamlabs noise goin pew pew pew talkin bout donatin bits n shit man, pogchamps in the chat and dogs on the grill, real piece of work man.

Hank, you have got to stop this! Think of your family!

Peggy, I can't end the stream now, I'm getting "Pogs in the chat." That means people think propane is cool!

I got this, Peggy.

Hank, have you heard of something called "Rule 34?"

BWAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

inbox me if interested! i don't have a tablet atm but hope to in june; for now all my work is traditional pencil and/or ink, b&w or colored with copics. i'm opening up an etsy shop and will make a new post for it in a day or so (when i figure out how to use etsy) but basically if you're into rare antiques and oddities lmk, you'll probably like it!

the blood is not part of the tattoo, sadly..