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when JD vance was a candidate for senate I was driving a sample back to the lab from far away. I was very tired, road hypnotized, on uppers, and had to piss like a racehorse. I had read Vance's book and thought he was a fucking bastard because he's from a basically identical background and town as me and it was like hearing someone do noble savage missionary talk but about the place you're both from. I hated that man before he was a republican. when I stop to piss on the road, I often try to do so behind abandoned buildings (there's a lot in Ohio) into bushes because if I stop at a gas station I'll buy something, and I also don't want to speak to anyone or see or hear anyone. Plus, I enjoy free pissing. free pissing is liberating and grounds me to the earth. I stopped behind an abandoned pizza hut with the fucked up pizza hut roof I often piss behind, completely zonked out of my gourd, just by habit. and I see there's a bit of activity. there's a fucking bus there. it's vance's tour bus. he was doing some sort of campaign event I guess. some slob was opening some dumb bullshit at this former pizza hut and for some reason this was considered a decent photo op by vance. I see him inside the pizza hut as I pulled in. saw his name on the bus. and I pissed on it. all up and down the door crack, along the like storage cabinet things, in a pool right in front of the door. I can piss really hard due to the urethral sounding and also the ammount of white monster energy I drank at that time which I think causes your kidneys to work harder. anyway, the vice president of the united states has, in all likelihood, touched my piss.

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